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Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6856) - you deserved it (35530)

On 01/22/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

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#11: take your battery out and put it back in. and from now on, instead of hitting the end or back buttons to exit your programs, hit the blackberry button, scroll down and press 'close'. this ends the program so that they aren't all running at the same time. also go to your internet settings and turn off java script and embedded media.
and in the future, don't buy phones that you are too stupid to opperate

#10 - On 03/04/2009 at 9:16pm by Superman8

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try an iphone. way better. :D

#16 - On 03/21/2009 at 8:57pm by luciert

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