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By Deadmau5 - 07/12/2016 13:23

Today while walking to the shop under the blistering African sun, I stepped on something that stuck to my shoe. Believing it was bubblegum, I stopped to scrape it off on the gravel. It was not gum, it was a dead mouse. FML
I agree, your life sucks 604
You deserved it 75

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Well, that's highly unpleasant. Make sure that none of the bones got through your shoe into your foot- you can catch a fair amount of illnesses that way. If they did, keep an eye out for symptoms like fever, nausea, etc. As for the gore attached to your shoe- water diluted vinegar will help with the odor and disinfection. And it's better to make sure to scrub out all the bits to avoid contaminating the flooring of your home.

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Well, that's highly unpleasant. Make sure that none of the bones got through your shoe into your foot- you can catch a fair amount of illnesses that way. If they did, keep an eye out for symptoms like fever, nausea, etc. As for the gore attached to your shoe- water diluted vinegar will help with the odor and disinfection. And it's better to make sure to scrub out all the bits to avoid contaminating the flooring of your home.