By toametru1 - 09/11/2016 07:08 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I mockingly made "President Trump" jokes all day to my friends, knowing Clinton was bound to win the election. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 169
You deserved it 9 007

Same thing different taste

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I'm absolutely devastated and I'm not even American. He thinks that "the concept of global warming" is "created by and for the Chinese" in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive. He treats women and immigrants like dirt. He's not very smart. He's cocky. He's uninformed. He's racist. He's shady. I want a future :(

I send my condolences to the Americans on this tragic day. Good luck surviving trump presidency!

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I send my condolences to the Americans on this tragic day. Good luck surviving trump presidency!

neuronerd 28

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It's a sad day for the entire world. Would you like Pauline Hanson from Australia at all?

Let's send her away! Australian politics is ****** up enough without her idiocy!

We'd be ****** if she became Prime Minister. I'd actually move BACK to England.

Oh please take her away. She's a ******* looney bin. Her reaction to Trump's win? She recorded a video and posted it on her Facebook page. She said: "America got it right. America, good on you guy. I'm so excited. I'm so happy that Donald Trump is there. This is putting out a clear message to everyone around the world that the people power is now happening." Then she tweeted: @realDonaldTrump Mr President my door will always be open. Congrats on behalf of Pauline Hanson's One Nation Party of OZ. #MAGA #auspol

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I believe you meant, "That's right, Americans, please welcome President Donald Trump!"

was obvious trump would win, all the polls oversampled democrats by nearly 30%

That comes straight from Trump himself I suppose?

Most polls that were oversampled were only oversampled by 5%. Most respectable polls also have a sample demographic listed that you always need to check. It doesn't matter if it's a presidential poll or a poll on shopping habits; If your poll demographic is biased, the results will be, too. This is why you should never put much faith in polls.

As long as Trump is supported by Chuck Norris, we'll all be fine!

I'm absolutely devastated and I'm not even American. He thinks that "the concept of global warming" is "created by and for the Chinese" in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive. He treats women and immigrants like dirt. He's not very smart. He's cocky. He's uninformed. He's racist. He's shady. I want a future :(

Unlucky1232 20

to be fair we we're ****** either way.... At least he hasn't released any confidential information so.... he's got that at least

Yes, that's exactly right. So many people hate both of them. I wouldn't want either of them in, but you just have to pick the lesser of two evils in this case. They should add a "neither" option on the ballot paper. If the "neither" wins, then they should cancel the damn election and new people have to run. Human beings need to learn how to adapt, and they need to realise that what worked in the past doesn't always work today!

Unlucky1232 20

we actually did have a 3rd party choice but... people were to dumb to see it. Really this just proves that having only 2 parties in a democracy is really just detrimental to the country.

It's sad :( My condolences to all. Just gotta strap ourselves in and hope for the best...

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Fair enough. I'm probably going to get downvoted a lot, but to me it's just kind-of sad that you elect a president and hope that he'll clean up his act. What if he doesn't? He probably won't. He needs to have a clean act before he even runs for president. Either way, what's done is done.

smarterthanyou804 5

You're obviously an uninformed idiot

As soon as Trump started pulling ahead in electoral votes the stock market tanked and Canada's online immigration servers were overwhelmed/crashed. We are officially the Titanic and there aren't enough life boats.

I probably shouldn't have, but I found it so amusing that the servers crashed. Everyone wants to get out of there so ******* bad.

And now the stock market has skyrocketed into an all time high. I must have missed that scene on the titanic...

TimDowd 9

Well our stockmarket since Trump got elected has continuously gone up except for one month due to 2 horrific hurricanes. Looks like Trumps patching the haul and we're starting to float, to bad the stupid ass leftist are trying to smash another hole in the boat.

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