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By ashley_cooper1 - 28/09/2016 15:01 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I finally went to talk to my neighbour upstairs. He is always throwing his cigarette buts on my balcony, so I nicely went to speak to him and gave them a big can to put them in. Once I handed the can to him, he threw it in my face and said "Get Lost". My face hurts. FML
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Well its time to startlighting bags of sh*t on his doorstep... No but seriously hes being an a**.

I would assume there's some sort of landlord. I would bring it up with them.

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Is Quebec supposed to be the Detroit of Canada?

Quebec is the highly nationalist, separatist, in a way "rebellious," province of Canada. Quebec is to Canada, sort of like what Tibet is to China, or Chechnya is to Russia, but not to these extents and without the wars/conflicts. They're also French. It's a running stereotypical joke, probably mostly within the country, that they're the rudest of the provinces because of these reasons.

Well its time to startlighting bags of sh*t on his doorstep... No but seriously hes being an a**.

Buy a bottle of fish sause, and spill half the bottle right on your neighbors front door seam. It will smell for atleast 10 days. Its a great smelly payback.

I would assume there's some sort of landlord. I would bring it up with them.

PrimeStarscream 30

Report him to the authorities. That's assault.

qteabutt 12

What a prick, you should report him to the landlord. Also pick up all the cigarette butts and shove them into his mail box.

The war of the dicks you must fight back shit on his doorstep

Oh my that is totally unacceptable! Next time op file a complaint against him. Some people lack decorum.

I'd file complaints with both law enforcement for the assault, and the landlord for disruptive behavior. More likely something will