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By KittyRobot - 16/08/2016 22:42 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I ran out of toilet paper and nobody was home to grab me a new roll, so I wiped with some tissues. What I didn't realize was that they were the kind infused with Vicks vapo rub. My vagina is on fire. FML
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InfiniteSunshine 32

There's tissues you can buy that have vaporub infused in them, so when your sick or something, it helps clear your sinuses a little more when you use the tissues. However, vaporub is strong, and only meant for external skin, the OP used these vaporub tissues to wipe when she went to the bathroom, which would be like putting vaporub on/in her ******. This is the reason it burns, not because she has sensitive skin, but because she basically has vaporub on her ******.

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ozzytiff 13

Those tissues are awesome when you are sick.

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leafynitemare 24

I didnt know there was such a thing as Vaporub tissues. Im confused as to what you meant. Vaporub is mentholy. You must have sensitive skin if it burned you. :( Stay far away from vaporub.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

There's tissues you can buy that have vaporub infused in them, so when your sick or something, it helps clear your sinuses a little more when you use the tissues. However, vaporub is strong, and only meant for external skin, the OP used these vaporub tissues to wipe when she went to the bathroom, which would be like putting vaporub on/in her ******. This is the reason it burns, not because she has sensitive skin, but because she basically has vaporub on her ******.

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ososmiley12 4

She wiped after using the bathroom. Of course that skin is sensitive. Vaporub makes normal skin tingle.

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ozzytiff 13

Those tissues are awesome when you are sick.

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storm74 9

Why the hell do you keep tissues in the bathroom but not the toilet paper? That is some very back-asswards logic your family has.

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