Miscellaneous: Today, I spent my afternoon making an amazing dinner to be ready...

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By uggggh - 29/07/2016 22:07

Today, I spent my afternoon making an amazing dinner to be ready for my family when they got home from work. I had it all done and they walk through the door with pizza. all they said was, 'oh, we can have that tomorrow I guess FML

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