Sexy time

By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 20:33

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Today, I woke up to my balls being sucked on. Unfortunately, it was by a mosquito. I hate the summer. FML
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Same thing different taste

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This sounds like the worst superhero origin story. Like, you could be Spider-Man's terrible sidekick, Mosquito-Balls. Your catchphrase would be "My balls itch, so trouble must be a-buzzing!"

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SauceySarah 30

I just choked reading this comment.

cooltatgar 31

2nd worst place to get a mosquito bite. 1st being the dong.

You mean worst for the mosquito? Because everyone knows to never bite the Donger.

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This sounds like the worst superhero origin story. Like, you could be Spider-Man's terrible sidekick, Mosquito-Balls. Your catchphrase would be "My balls itch, so trouble must be a-buzzing!"

''I know I have a power, I can feel it in my balls!" (Nathan, Misfits)

Better than waking up with Lorena Bobbitt down there.

Sleep naked because of the heat? Or sleep with clothes to help with bugs? We better resurrect President Kennedy to find the answer.