Miscellaneous: Today, as I was eating mini wheats, I was entertaining myself... - FML

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By oops - 29/07/2016 13:02 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, as I was eating mini wheats, I was entertaining myself by reading the ingredients in the cereal. I noticed one main ingredient read "gelatin," a substance taken from the bones and cartilage of pigs and cows. I've been eating mini wheats since I was four years old. I'm a vegetarian. FML

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Eldslibo 20

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:20

As a vegetarian you should probably look this up on all the food you eat. It's surprisingly much that seems to be veg, but aren't.

SamW2469 18

Saturday 30 July 2016 7:21

At least now you know!

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Eldslibo 20

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:20

As a vegetarian you should probably look this up on all the food you eat. It's surprisingly much that seems to be veg, but aren't.

Malikir 10

Saturday 30 July 2016 3:31

Im a self proclaimed carnivore! Ill be hunting you tonight!

Awesomeness324 7

Saturday 30 July 2016 15:14

How about no?

SamW2469 18

Saturday 30 July 2016 7:21

At least now you know!

Casual_Cthulhu 12

Saturday 30 July 2016 8:08

At least you're not vegan

alex_jaguara 31

Saturday 30 July 2016 8:33

Well not anymore.

GhostFox 33

Saturday 30 July 2016 13:27

There's a lot of cases of pointless things being in foods that it seems like they don't really add anything to. Milk being in fig newtons. For example. Makes it unfortunately even more critical for people with dietary restrictions- voluntary and not- to read the ingredients. Especially since some companies out right lie about a product being vegetarian or vegan...

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