Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in my apartment and picked up what I thought...

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By batmanstruggles - 20/07/2016 05:33 - United States - Liberty

Today, I walked in my apartment and picked up what I thought was a piece of garbage that my roommate left on the floor. It was a bat that flew away and now I can't find it. FML

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MagicCrazy 8

Thursday 21 July 2016 5:32

Call animal control, they'll be able to help. :)

WolfAvenge 22

Thursday 21 July 2016 7:16

Don't worry, it's just the friendly neighborhood vampire carpet cleaner!

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MagicCrazy 8

Thursday 21 July 2016 5:32

Call animal control, they'll be able to help. :)

RosaMaravillosa 10

Thursday 21 July 2016 6:38

I don't think that sucks. I think it's awesome!

WolfAvenge 22

Thursday 21 July 2016 7:16

Don't worry, it's just the friendly neighborhood vampire carpet cleaner!

WolfAvenge 22

Thursday 21 July 2016 7:23

"Vy suck your blood ven we could suck your floors? Hire vampire vacuum and get a vree carpet cleaning!"

thanksmate 9

Friday 22 July 2016 8:48

Made my night :)

nonamebranding 12

Thursday 21 July 2016 7:17

Bats are cute :p

littlekellilee 45

Thursday 21 July 2016 23:55

Yay, new pet!

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