Miscellaneous: Today, I forgot about my Google search of 'vagina' to find out...

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By salissupersupergay - 30/06/2016 13:34 - Australia

Today, I forgot about my Google search of 'vagina' to find out what it means in other languages as I opened my phone next to my dad. He was looking. FML

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Friday 1 July 2016 12:24

As Shakespeare says "A ****** by any other name still ..." Ah, no, maybe that wasn't it.

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Friday 1 July 2016 12:24

As Shakespeare says "A ****** by any other name still ..." Ah, no, maybe that wasn't it.

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