Miscellaneous: Today, I slept in my contacts. I went to the mirror to see if... - FML

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By cavallo31 - 30/06/2016 13:29 - Satellite Provider

Today, I slept in my contacts. I went to the mirror to see if they were there and sure enough they were. One of them at least. I kept trying to take my left one out, poking myself in the eye numerous times, only to realize it had fallen out during my sleep. FML

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notdanny 4

Monday 4 July 2016 0:27

That's happened to me before! I was trying to take the "contact" out for like an hour and then realized it fell out

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notdanny 4

Monday 4 July 2016 0:27

That's happened to me before! I was trying to take the "contact" out for like an hour and then realized it fell out

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