Miscellaneous: Today, in an elaborate prank, my friend started a small fire... - FML

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By ow - 28/06/2016 15:28 - United States - Marietta

Today, in an elaborate prank, my friend started a small fire in my yard. I tried to put it out and he used a remote controlled snake to freak me out, causing me to fall on the fire and get third degree burns. And now there is a giant black spot where my grass used to be. FML

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C8H18 33

Wednesday 29 June 2016 7:28

Let's see... Arson, attempted murder, and possible disfigurement due to burns. Did I miss anything? Personally, I hope he gets locked away for this shit.

Andrewx8 12

Wednesday 29 June 2016 7:17

"Its just a prank bro!"

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goman693 13

Wednesday 29 June 2016 6:02

"Friend"

Andrewx8 12

Wednesday 29 June 2016 7:17

"Its just a prank bro!"

C8H18 33

Wednesday 29 June 2016 7:28

Let's see... Arson, attempted murder, and possible disfigurement due to burns. Did I miss anything? Personally, I hope he gets locked away for this shit.

SpyroMello 29

Wednesday 29 June 2016 11:44

Why is this not an FML?

NYGiants1925 22

Wednesday 29 June 2016 19:27

How exactly was that supposed to go?

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