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By TisButAScratch - 19/06/2016 13:24 - United States - Ossining

Today, my birthday began with a very considerate "Get off your lazy ass and do something for once in your life you lazy fuck!" from my mother. FML
I agree, your life sucks 516
You deserved it 74

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Next year for Mother's Day, give her and yourself each a gift. For yourself the greatest gift of all: move out. For her, the gift that keeps on giving: bedbugs.

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Sounds like a great mother! Just that little violent shove of motivation can help! (Sarcasm by the way)

Next year for Mother's Day, give her and yourself each a gift. For yourself the greatest gift of all: move out. For her, the gift that keeps on giving: bedbugs.