Today, I was walking in Walmart and this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk so I followed him around the store trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. And he told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML

by liz / 05/21/2009 at 7:46pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

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  • if he wanted to talk, you wouldn't have to follow him around...he would stop. YDI.

    #1 - On 05/22/2009 at 4:14am by papertigers

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  • Even if he was actually winking, it probably wouldn't have meant he wanted to talk to you.
    Way to make yourself seem like a creeper.

    #4 - On 05/22/2009 at 4:17am by redbluegreen

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