Miscellaneous: Today, I was trying to get my nail polish off in a rush. I had...

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Lenoir

Today, I was trying to get my nail polish off in a rush. I had my nail polish remover propped up in my lap when I accidentally hit it with my elbow. It spilled on me, seeping through my pants and underwear. Let's just say, it burned a lot. FML.

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more2erotica 8

Wednesday 1 June 2016 3:28

While I'm certain you won't do that again, I honestly can't say (as a guy) that I've ever done something like that before.

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more2erotica 8

Wednesday 1 June 2016 3:28

While I'm certain you won't do that again, I honestly can't say (as a guy) that I've ever done something like that before.

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