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By Nagasaki - 30/05/2016 04:54 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during an incredibly boring documentary on China's past. This would've been alright in normal circumstances, if it weren't for the fact that I unconsciously ripped a monstrous fart that left people gagging for a solid minute or two in front of my crush. FML
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C8H18 33

I realize that was hugely embarrassing for you, but that was the funniest thing I've read all week. Thank you for the laugh.

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C8H18 33

They fell asleep during the Japanese history lesson as well.

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C8H18 33

I realize that was hugely embarrassing for you, but that was the funniest thing I've read all week. Thank you for the laugh.

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Jareth_King 21

If your crush is even worth it they'd have thought "damn that was a good ass fart"

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MakotoNaegi 6

I don't think anybody normal would say something like that XD

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LiliK_fml 21

The best people are always a little bit odd, though.

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Kuroshitsuji13 13

People just need to realize shit happens. Well farts happen...

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False_Stupidity 41

I wouldn't worry, you may have even impressed your crush with the potency. A well baked fart is an art form and should be appreciated.

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