Miscellaneous: Today, my sister asked my brother to go get burgers and a movie... - FML

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By Jenaenae - 23/05/2016 03:33 - United States - New London

Today, my sister asked my brother to go get burgers and a movie with her without popping me an invite, which I wouldn't of minded if I hadn't been asking my sister to hang out with ME for over a month. FML.

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farmgirl98 14

Tuesday 24 May 2016 3:32

Just because she's your sister doesn't mean she has to casually socialize with you. It would be nice, but not all siblings like each-other. I can see why that would feel hurtful though, and I'm very sorry that she isn't as eager for quality time as you are.

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farmgirl98 14

Tuesday 24 May 2016 3:32

Just because she's your sister doesn't mean she has to casually socialize with you. It would be nice, but not all siblings like each-other. I can see why that would feel hurtful though, and I'm very sorry that she isn't as eager for quality time as you are.

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