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By anonymous0110902 - 21/05/2016 20:00 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was talking to my mom about how i saw a therapist because of my severe depression. I thought everything went well and that she understood, but then I saw her status on Facebook ranting about where she went wrong with her "batshit crazy" son. FML

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smallandroid 26

Sunday 22 May 2016 14:27

Thinking it's okay to make Facebook statuses like that is a start.

funsizedunicorn 11

Sunday 22 May 2016 15:12

You're mother is a ****.

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smallandroid 26

Sunday 22 May 2016 14:27

Thinking it's okay to make Facebook statuses like that is a start.

funsizedunicorn 11

Sunday 22 May 2016 15:12

You're mother is a ****.

manthymonkey 17

Sunday 22 May 2016 16:44

That's really messed up depression is not something that you mess around with depression is some serious shit .

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