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By SallySnowflake - 20/05/2016 14:24 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up and stumbled half asleep to the bathroom. I was about to sit down when I head a scratching noise from the toilet. I turned around and found myself staring at a wet rat who must have come up the drain. I am now scared to sit on a toilet. FML
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GhostFox 33

...You know, this is one of the few times where the location and FML really DO have a strong correlation. In your shoes (slippers?) I probably would have pissed my pants and started trying to beat the rat to death out of wild fear. Not because he was a rat, but because he was a rat, inside my bathroom, who swam through filthy ******* pipes to get there. I'd be pouring something down that toilet to try to avoid a repeat... While I packed my bags and "nope'd" the hell out of the state.

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SallySnowflake 23

So it turns out my neighbors a few doors down had a rat problem and were digging to extend their basement and get rid of the rats. So I guess this rat was trying to find a new home. Well he picked the wrong house. I just slammed the toilet closed and flushed.

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GhostFox 33

...You know, this is one of the few times where the location and FML really DO have a strong correlation. In your shoes (slippers?) I probably would have pissed my pants and started trying to beat the rat to death out of wild fear. Not because he was a rat, but because he was a rat, inside my bathroom, who swam through filthy ******* pipes to get there. I'd be pouring something down that toilet to try to avoid a repeat... While I packed my bags and "nope'd" the hell out of the state.

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SallySnowflake 23

So it turns out my neighbors a few doors down had a rat problem and were digging to extend their basement and get rid of the rats. So I guess this rat was trying to find a new home. Well he picked the wrong house. I just slammed the toilet closed and flushed.

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