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By Div - 17/05/2016 15:21 - United States - San Francisco
Today, in class, I accidentally dragged the side of my shoe across the floor, making an extremely loud farting noise and making everyone turn around and stare. The best thing I could think to say was "Damn, that sounded weird." FML