Miscellaneous: Today I thought it would be nice to call my sister and ask her...

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By beam20 - 06/05/2016 15:07 - Canada - Gatineau

Today I thought it would be nice to call my sister and ask her to have lunch, I called her work number and said "Hi ugly" and her boss replied who is this?? I had to explain myself to my sisters boss.. FML

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