Miscellaneous: Today, while studying for my stat final, my calculator died....

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By calculated - 06/05/2016 04:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while studying for my stat final, my calculator died. I fortunately had a spare. Thirty minutes before my final, that calculator died too. FML.

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TriangularBanana 8

Friday 6 May 2016 23:55

Damn, that's unfortunate. I got nothing. FYL OP. Hopefully everything worked out in your favor.

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TheRainbowNoob 11

Friday 6 May 2016 19:30

Then get a solar powered one idiot!!

TriangularBanana 8

Friday 6 May 2016 23:55

Damn, that's unfortunate. I got nothing. FYL OP. Hopefully everything worked out in your favor.

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