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By Charles Offdensen - 03/05/2016 05:35 - United States - Greenville

Today, my mom asked me for the hundredth time if I was gay (im not) because I was not dating. She had also been posting about it on Facebook. Now everyone in my home town thinks I'm gay.FML

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LordOfCheese 10

Tuesday 3 May 2016 21:28

Sorry op my parents are the same way even when I got a gf they still said it was an "act" and I need to come out. Just ignore them and try to do your own thing

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peanuts363 12

Tuesday 3 May 2016 17:53

Maybe you shouldn't be so confrontational with your parents. Ytdi.

LordOfCheese 10

Tuesday 3 May 2016 21:28

Sorry op my parents are the same way even when I got a gf they still said it was an "act" and I need to come out. Just ignore them and try to do your own thing

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