Miscellaneous: Today, my whiny ex complained about having to spend National...

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By LostandWandering - 03/05/2016 03:19 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my whiny ex complained about having to spend National Siblings Day with his brother and how he wished his brother was dead... He knows my only sister died two years ago and still made these comments. He even said I was lucky. FML

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desiflychick 8

Tuesday 3 May 2016 10:40

You are so much better off without him. He sounds pretty awful

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desiflychick 8

Tuesday 3 May 2016 10:40

You are so much better off without him. He sounds pretty awful

peanuts363 12

Tuesday 3 May 2016 18:13

Maybe you shouldn't be so insensitive. The world doesn't revolve around you. No wonder he broke up with you. Ydi

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