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By idek - 03/05/2016 02:32 - United States - Arlington

Today, I realized the most scandalous thing I've done in my whole life is write 'boobs' with numbers on a calculator. I'm 23. FML

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Thursday 5 May 2016 12:04

Don't let society make you feel bad for not doing anything "sexy", everything at your own time

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HereToRuinFun 16

Thursday 5 May 2016 12:04

Don't let society make you feel bad for not doing anything "sexy", everything at your own time

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