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By Traeeee - 30/04/2016 05:07 - United States

Today, my cousin came over. He failed to mention he was suspected of murder until after my house was raided. FML
I agree, your life sucks 741
You deserved it 53

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ur cousin has a long road ahead of them.. hopefully the police didnt cause too much damage

Your cousin is going places. Not college, but places.

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ur cousin has a long road ahead of them.. hopefully the police didnt cause too much damage

Y'know…I feel like there's a joke to be made here (well several really)…I do hope you never joked with him about hiding him from the cops at some point, because that might explain his sudden visit…on the bright side, at least he was thinking of you!!! (Kidding) Do have fun with this latest family drama……you MIGHT want to consider calling your Aunt/Uncle about this……

I can't help wondering how the cops knew he was visiting you unless they were following him or were tipped off.