Miscellaneous: Today, I had a horrible day at work. To make myself feel better...

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 03:47 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I had a horrible day at work. To make myself feel better I ordered Chinese from my favorite restaurant only to crunch down on a piece of bone and break a tooth. FML

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Shade0000 9

Friday 29 April 2016 21:19

Even though Chinese food is always there to cheer you up, make sure to not order it from sketchy shops.

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Shade0000 9

Friday 29 April 2016 21:19

Even though Chinese food is always there to cheer you up, make sure to not order it from sketchy shops.

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