Miscellaneous: Today, I had a dream that I did well in my Business Studies exam....

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By JoyridePencil - 28/04/2016 08:47 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, I had a dream that I did well in my Business Studies exam. I slept so long that I overslept, I missed the bus and having no other way to get into college I missed the exam that I originally dreamed of doing well in. FML

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kjpost 2

Friday 29 April 2016 1:22

Is there no Uber or cabs in the UK?

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Fertil14 7

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:05

only in ur dreams I guess

kjpost 2

Friday 29 April 2016 1:22

Is there no Uber or cabs in the UK?

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