Miscellaneous: Today, we have six people living in a two bedroom apartment.... - FML

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By that1guy - 27/04/2016 03:06 - United States - Salisbury

Today, we have six people living in a two bedroom apartment. This is going to last for 3 months. FML

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ATurtle24 9

Wednesday 27 April 2016 21:44

But look on the bright side. Rent must be really cheap.

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ATurtle24 9

Wednesday 27 April 2016 21:44

But look on the bright side. Rent must be really cheap.

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