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By Anon - 27/04/2016 01:50 - United States - Avon
Today, I was at a restaurant joking around with my family and I jokingly banged the tables and yelled "I want more water damn it!" And the waitress heard me and said "Ok right away" and got me water. Now I look like an asshole. FML