Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally sharted while walking home from work on...

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By GottaLoveIBS - 26/04/2016 17:03 - Sweden - Upplands-v?sby

Today, I accidentally sharted while walking home from work on a very crowded street! FML

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TonierShadow 19

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:27

Is the exclamation point necessary?

tiggerlover100 27

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:59

To the fifty some people who claimed "this could've happened to me" I'm truly concerned for you and urge you to seek medical advice. If sharting your pants is a normal occurrence then there's a problem.

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TonierShadow 19

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:27

Is the exclamation point necessary?

tiggerlover100 27

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:59

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