Miscellaneous: Today is less than two weeks until AP exams begin. We haven't... - FML

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By Sigh - 26/04/2016 05:40 - United States - Morgantown

Today is less than two weeks until AP exams begin. We haven't finished the class content or reviewed. Nobody in my class knows shit. I average 4 hours of sleep from AP homework. If I don't get a 5, that's a waste of my life, physical, and mental health. FML

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