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By Constant Disappointment - 26/04/2016 02:26 - United States - Hagerstown

Today, my grandmum had made me go to a therapist the third time this month because she thinks that I shouldn't be able to go on vacation with my boyfriend, while in college... It's either lose my college $$$ or miss out on a romantic cruise with the man I love. FML

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