Miscellaneous: Today, it's my birthday. You want to know how I've been spending... - FML

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By BirthStone - 25/04/2016 23:31 - United States - Hanford

Today, it's my birthday. You want to know how I've been spending it? On the toilet for the past few hours trying to pass a kidney stone. FML.

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ThatChamorro 17

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:45

Happy Kidney Stone Passing B-Day! How are you feeling? Make a wish!

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ThatChamorro 17

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:45

Happy Kidney Stone Passing B-Day! How are you feeling? Make a wish!

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