Miscellaneous: Today, I reached a whole new level of laziness when I threw my...

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2016 04:14 - United States - Columbus

Today, I reached a whole new level of laziness when I threw my phone at my itchy foot, instead of simply sitting up and scratching it. FML

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deepan_dsouza 12

Monday 25 April 2016 22:23

had it been a Nokia you would've broken your leg by throwing it.

armattiuzzo 16

Tuesday 26 April 2016 0:43

Great. Now how are you supposed to get your phone. Amateur...

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okaydisarray 17

Monday 25 April 2016 21:32

How'd that work out for you?

Darkarron 17

Monday 25 April 2016 21:40

That sounds like more trouble than it's worth

deepan_dsouza 12

Monday 25 April 2016 22:23

had it been a Nokia you would've broken your leg by throwing it.

armattiuzzo 16

Tuesday 26 April 2016 0:43

Great. Now how are you supposed to get your phone. Amateur...

theonecasey 27

Tuesday 26 April 2016 4:00

Did your arm get a workout?

MrGibbs25 20

Tuesday 26 April 2016 5:04

this is not FML worthy...

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