Miscellaneous: Today, I had my graduation ceremony. As a distinguished grad,...

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By ClumsyGrad - 24/04/2016 18:23 - United States - Portland

Today, I had my graduation ceremony. As a distinguished grad, I was called on stage 12/650 people. I fell down the stairs in front of the entire stadium of guests, and all of the other attendants. No one helped me up. FML.

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