Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the store buying some groceries. As I was checking... - FML

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By Garrus's Calibrations - 24/04/2016 00:34 - United States - Boise

Today, I was at the store buying some groceries. As I was checking out, I grabbed my 12 pack of soda and accidentally threw it and it exploded everywhere. As I was profusely apologizing, this super hot girl from my class who worked there, had to help me clean it up. FML.

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