Miscellaneous: Today, In the middle of the night I was up writing my midterm...

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By cutegrl14 - 23/04/2016 23:44 - United States

Today, In the middle of the night I was up writing my midterm paper for school and as I'm typing there is a massive power outage in my county.....and my paper did not save.....I cried. FML.

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