Miscellaneous: Today I met my best friends Sister. We did the whole "you look... - FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2016 13:33 - United States

Today I met my best friends Sister. We did the whole "you look familiar" thing until we both realized it's under her Stripper name "Desiree". I've been stuffing money in her G-string for months. He thinks her piles of cash are from her tips as "The best Dental Hygienist in the Tri-state area". FML

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