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Today, it was my birthday. I set up a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML


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On 03/05/2009 at 2:24am - misc - by STUPID BIRTHDAY (man) - United States

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maybe you mistakenly gave them the wrong date or place? because I can't imagine all 20 people not showing up!

#6 - On 03/05/2009 at 1:57pm by pinaypie

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oh man poor you! especially at a restaurant sitting alone at a table meant for 20, that just makes it worse!

I once did a birthday supper a few years back for about 20 people too
and every came about 15 - 20 minutes late
so I sat alone for 15 minutes thinking no one was going to come!

even since then, I always make sure I meet up with one friend before so we can go to the restaurant together lolll

#10 - On 03/05/2009 at 2:07pm by daniellap

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