By coolster5000 - 02/05/2015 16:36 - Canada - St. John's

Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner store, with a line of about 5 people waiting outside. FML
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coolster5000 22

OP here, I find all of your "shitty situation" comments very unoriginal;) but funny all the same. I ended up just telling them I went in and found the toilet like that, but I'm not sure they believed me whatsoever.

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Top comments

ZoroMiHawk 25

Just come out exclaiming your disgust at how you found a clogged toilet and warn the others in queue about it ;)

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briang959 47

Own it and tell everyone to not eat the fried chicken at that store.

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KayDee29 31

Boy that sure is a crappy situation! Okay, I'll go reevaluate my life choices now...

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Epikatz 22

You knew better..

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thebakingseal 22

What a waste of a perfectly good FML comment spot

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briang959 47

I can't wait to read the "shitty situation" comments in 3...2...1. They're so original.

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Sandsh8rk 36

Verbally anticipating the inevitable puns is just as bad as the puns themselves.

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coklara 15

Anticipating about anticipating comments is equally awful.

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False_Stupidity 41

On tipoff #4 being too late since #1 is exactly that

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Drosophila82 18

That's actually ironically savvy... I don't understand what dorks would give you negative reviews... WHO DID THIS MAN OFFEND TO GET NEGATIVE 24 THUMBS DOWN! It must be the Sarcastically Impaired!

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rydin10 18

I mean there's only two options really. One is to tell the people to hold on and notify the employees, and the other is to simply just bolt and never see any of them again :l

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Stazza11 27

The second option sounds more like my kind of reaction. No explanation just bust out of the doors running and screaming like a mad man with a trail of toilet paper stuck to your shoe.

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ZoroMiHawk 25

Just come out exclaiming your disgust at how you found a clogged toilet and warn the others in queue about it ;)

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FrietvanPiet 16

After being in there for 5 minutes? :O

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CODplayer4lyfe 24

OP was in there for a while trying to unclog it for everyone, duh

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TheBelt 19

Sorry about that, I never should've had those beans.

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fakedsincerity 32

Well it looks like you can never return there again.

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briang959 47

Own it and tell everyone to not eat the fried chicken at that store.

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odamaliekh 26

That's why I never do number 2 at public restrooms.

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doodlecloud 26

I imagine that, given the situation, OP was REALLY desperate.

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odamaliekh 26

Good point. Emergencies are emergencies! In that case, pretend like nothing. You'll probably never see them again anyway.

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