Transportation, Cars, Awkward and Taxis: Bumpy ride

@25 As someone who lives in a rural area and has never been in a cab, I have to ask - Why can't you ask him to change the station? Is there a fee? Is it rude?

lastunusedname 11

Monday 2 March 2015 16:57

No, he'll just tell you to **** yourself and deal with it.

WitEluded 13

Sunday 1 March 2015 13:19

Is it loveline? Because that show is pretty entertaining

Dick_diamond 22

Sunday 1 March 2015 13:47

Are they at least interesting fetishes being discussed? You could learn a thing or two.. If not, FYL

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