Today, I was taking a final exam and I reached into my pocket to get out a pencil. I felt this thing in my pocket so I got it out and put it on the desk. At first I thought it was a leaf but then it started kicking and trying to run around. It was a cockroach. It had been living in my pocket. FML

by GrahamCracker / 05/21/2009 at 1:36am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

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  • dude.... i was in the middle of eating breakfast...

    #4 - On 05/21/2009 at 10:10am by bnwranbo

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  • oh shit
    holy shit
    i would've thrown up all over the desk

    #3 - On 05/21/2009 at 10:09am by djizzle

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