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Today, I was making a smoothie. I didn't plug in the blender until after all the ingredients were inside. I pushed the 'on' button. It was still on when I went to plug it in. With no lid. FML


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On 01/22/2009 at 2:02am - misc - by JBone - Canada (Ontario)

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Why would you even push the on button if it wasn't plugged in and the lid wasn't on??

#10 - On 08/27/2009 at 2:49am by love21

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>.>... u kno...
thats soooo common...
its not, fml at all.
thats more like... ur stupid..

#8 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:52pm by _xandria_

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