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By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
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adamjcurryy 19

There are two types of old people. Sweet and adorable ones and the spawns of Satan. No inbetween.

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haliacc 17

Sounds like she has her own personal issues. Good on you for making a selfless gesture!

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adamjcurryy 19

There are two types of old people. Sweet and adorable ones and the spawns of Satan. No inbetween.

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MeanBeagle 22

sometimes they're both. sweet gma: want a cookie? me:nomnomnom Satan GMA: its sugar free! me: *falls to knees and curses the heavens*

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Kyle1dc 17

#33 gma- Its also oatmeal raisin

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xleanne_aLly 23

A lot of old white people ARE the spawn of Satan. Literally. My ancestors were raped, killed, tortured, experimented and beaten. Some of the white people you see today are the sick individuals that did it. The last residential school was closed in 1996. Being native I learnt a lot about it at my school, personal stories from family members and doing research online. They took children out of their homes. Beat them if they used their native language (when some never even spoke English). "Priests" raped 10 year old girls and boys. They performed experiments where they'd infect a child with a disease. Put them in a room with other native children. And monitor how fast it would spread. They locked them in the dark for ages and ages. Tons were killed too. In other words. Not all. But some old white people ARE the scrum of the earth.

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xleanne_aLly 23

In the high school I went too. They didn't even mention a negative thing about residential schools in history. Not a single death. Out of the entire four years of school. They only spent 30 minutes "teaching" about it. At the end of her "lesson" I put my hand up and told that teacher every thing she left out. I asked why she did and she didn't even reply. Every single thing I wrote is true. I could go on about all the sick things white people did forever. A LOT went down before residential schools that's just as sick. If you don't believe me there's documentaries online.

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ohjoy15 33

@#1 Yeah, all the old people on this website tend to be of the latter type. Wheres that guy that was demanding an elderly category on FML a few months ago?! Come back man. This is why we need you.

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gpg5 19

That describes my two grandparents on my dads side.

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meatmaeta 21

I guess that's what society does to you the longer you're alive. Sucks to be them! (And you.)

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haliacc 17

Sounds like she has her own personal issues. Good on you for making a selfless gesture!

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Pwib 14

That's a pretty serious FML. I'm going to need to sit down for this one.

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Axipiter 24

I can't stand how nasty some people can be.

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Kyle1dc 17

these puns are knocking me on my ass.

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JuzReading 23

That was a good thing that you did. Don't let one bad incident/person prevent you from doing those sorts of nice things in the future though.

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davincidasecond 24

I really wonder what causes some old people to be so damn cranky. At that point you really don't have much time until you go, so it always baffled me why some people would just stay in a perpetually miserable mood rather than enjoy the time they have left.

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rialbybba 19

They're pissed off because they're about to die and they want everyone else to be just as miserable as they are.

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PenguinBitch 43

Or they can't get "it" up. Serious issue for both parties.

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Enslaved 36

Old lady on the bus says ****, ****, ****.... all through the town.

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MeanBeagle 22

don't be surprised if the next verses are thud thud thud and cheer cheer cheer

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lovelyvampire 16

some people just suck. don't let her pissiness stop you from doing another good deed, she's just a cranky wench. don't worry about her

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