By ColdStones - 20/10/2014 08:50 - Norway - Bergen

Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured my arm. As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked my pocket and took my wallet. He then said, "It's nothing personal." FML
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dawood_k 27

What an asshole... What goes around comes around

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buckysam 7

Sounds like it is personal to me. What a douche bag for taking advantage of you because you were hurt. Hopefully he'll learn soon that karma's a bitch and get what's coming to him.

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dawood_k 27

What an asshole... What goes around comes around

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garadan1 18

Yeah! Karma will get him sooner or later. Sorry OP!

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Enslaved 36

So by that logic then OP did something to deserve this too?

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strike2867 13

#34 maybe in a few days the OP will get to rob somebody, or get married to the nurse at the hospital, you never know. Personally I think all this Karma is bull, but whatever floats your boat.

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buckysam 7

Sounds like it is personal to me. What a douche bag for taking advantage of you because you were hurt. Hopefully he'll learn soon that karma's a bitch and get what's coming to him.

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Chiroptera_Man 10

This is the part where you put on your glasses and say, "This just got personal." And go after him with new super human abilities.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

But what would he be? "Broken-Arm Man"?

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MzZombicidal 36

He'd be bad to the broken bone, #15.

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leaper66 12

Wow! Hope you get well soon! That really blows. It's too bad you had the misfortune of running into someone who was willing to do that to someone.

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Journiexo 18

People have no feelings for one another! Terrible

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junkman6 22

Well I guess that's one way to mug someone? Zero effort required and you still get all the money. Gotta say it's kinda creative.

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Cryptical 13

Your comment was bad and you should feel bad.

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WCARlover 34

That's like saying taking candy from a baby is creative -_-

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junkman6 22

I have a warped mind. I'm imagining this guy walking around town looking for injured people and then stealing from them. It makes me chuckle a little bit, because I can see someone being ****** up enough to do that as a source of income.

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junkman6 22

Well in my mind you can take it two ways. Be outraged by it and let it bother you, when you really can't do anything about it. Or laugh at how ****** up it is and carry on.

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Cryptical 13

I'm starting to like the way you think. Your thoughts are so.. real..

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Zebediabolical 39

Taking candy from a baby is easy. The hard part is keeping them quiet so they don't scream and alert the parents that you're doing it.

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shay_serendipity 29

#32, seems like you've had quite a bit of experience in stealing candy from babies...

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Mortoli 30

I love how the jack ass commenter is getting all the likes and the realistic nice guy getting all the downs. Is that alarming to anyone though?

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WCARlover 34

Yeah it definitely will not personal when he uses your personal credit cards and takes money out of your personal bank account. Sorry OP I hope you can cancel your stuff in time and that he gets caught :/

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