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By Vkaz - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Tampa

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Today, in the men's room, a guy using the adjacent toilet dropped his phone, and it fell right next to my foot. The screen was facing upward, and looked like he was taking pictures of his junk in the office toilet. FML
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Top comments

GodPart2 20

Kick it back to him, it's the only decent thing to do

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Crofty92 17

Or maybe he was using the front camera to look over the stall.

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GodPart2 20

Kick it back to him, it's the only decent thing to do

213 2
Just_A_Tree 20

Did he at least follow the Blue Mountain State guide lines for dick picks?

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adrian1910 15

Plot twist: what if it wasn't dropped?

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CoolCookie210 22

Further plot twist: what if it wasn't his junk?

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thief1434 23

Lol, it all depends on what the dude said after he dropped it.

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Crofty92 17

Or maybe he was using the front camera to look over the stall.

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Adeptasaurus 12

Maybe he "dropped" the phone to get you interested.

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kingcaper817 14

Oh man that's nasty sorry you had to see that

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RecklessLove 18

Actually, it didn't specify whether it was the camera or pictures.

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christian1509 21

I don't see why he couldn't wait till he was home, **** your life for having to see that

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killerdana 19

That's a little ironic #53 considering you could have just down voted his comment and moved on. Your comment only works if all he said was fyl

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not_alone 8

At least know you know what he does when he gets bored at work ...

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therealjc_fml 14

One of many reasons to not take a dump at work!

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killerdana 19

But sometimes you can't hold it till your lunch break or when you get home

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orbit 22

So why is this an fml? Maybe for the other guy out of embarrassment but why fyl?

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Khaleesi_26 30

Because OP will have those images burned into the back of his mind. And I'm sure that's not something he really wanted to see.

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