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Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36470) - you deserved it (2703)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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At least you weren't eating a hot dog, who knows where he could have bit you then?

#1 - On 09/01/2014 at 1:56am by Marie54321

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I bet you tasted just as good

#2 - On 09/01/2014 at 1:56am by CJB3228

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