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Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML


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On 08/25/2014 at 2:58pm - misc - by nhyari (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

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Next time, just toss the chocolate and Midol at her and run.

#3 - On 08/25/2014 at 10:59pm by PoisonOrchid

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it makes me so mad when girls use their period as an excuse to go all out bitch mode -_- seriously,.you're ovary-acting.

#8 - On 08/25/2014 at 11:05pm by Kalipczo

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