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Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45389) - you deserved it (8077)

On 08/25/2014 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Talk about a sore loser

#1 - On 08/25/2014 at 12:32pm by uniformed

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Tell her to go to shell

#4 - On 08/25/2014 at 12:32pm by mrwilsong

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